Monday, October 23, 2006

Happy Birthday ShenShen !!!

A post dedicated to :
-My 5'10' sharp-into-your-face chic, tendency to be violent, with an unfathomable fanatic-ism for Harry Potter buddy-
By the way, HP new movie is coming out in July2007 -shen threaten into writting this-
Just joking..hehe...

me and shen

Okay.. So I dont have a pic taken with Shen.. This is photoshop and obviously the original girl have long hair which I dont.. My neck is too yellow and my face cant be bigger than Shen's.. However, a believable pic right guys? hehe

I chose the blood red and ugly green colour because they are Shen's favourite, at least those are the colours she always use for msn no matter how much me and KehLen express our disgust towards it.

Shen : EH! EH! EH! Got one new HARRY POTTER site! Go see faster !!!

KLen : Dont want le Shen.. (obviously uninterested in any HP materials)


KLen : (sits up straight immediately) Yes yes Shen! I'm checking it out right away!

Shen : If you had went the minute I told you to then I wouldnt have to shout at you right ?!!

KLen : Yes Shen! I apologize for expressing my lack of interest in such a magnificent HARRY POTTER website.

KehLen and I have always been victims of Shen's fanatic-ism for Harry Potter. We have also learn a couple of magic spells that according to Shen might help us get out of trouble with the teachers.

Teacher : Jessica! Why didnt you finish your essay?

Jessica : I... I.... lumos!

Teacher : What the... Ahhhh....... (balloons up and float up to the sky)

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Well.. Of course now Shen will go on saying lumos is for creating light on the tip of the wand or whatever crap, but that's the only spell I can remember.

Shen always nag me for not finishing my homework. While KehLen.... KehLen will start singing songs with lyircs altered from Backstreetboys songs like incomplete matched with ALL my English homework.

Shen, KehLen and I spent two years sitting together. In our office like seating of tables.

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I can never doze off during a class or Shen will practice her 'Buddha Palm Slap' right onto the back of my head. Either that or she will keep poking at my ribs making it impossible to sleep in class. With her height and long arms, its extremely easy to reach to the front where I'm sitting.

Frankly, when we see Shen, a very confident person, almost cocky but in a better way. Shen is just a girl who is very sure of herself and stands on her ground no matter what.

Shen : I told you idiot! Do it this way!
Jess : NO! My way is better you dumb girl!
KehLen : Uh oh.. Jess do you need me to call the ambulance now?

Over the years, we have suffer our share of trauma. Pencil box flying into the drain, big 'blue black' mark on my leg, lopsided head....just to name a few here considering the weak hearted....

Our favourite words are :
- Do you need an ambulance?

Or in more serious cases,
- Jess, what kind of coffin you want?

Other more mundane ones are,
- Ich Bluteh...... (which in German means " I'm bleeding......" )

However, of course, there is a softer side to Shen besides the one which greet me with the word 'IDIOT' whenever she sees me. Shen loves shoes. Especially strappy ones. If you ever crossed-path with Shen, take her shoe shopping and pay for it. She will be too in love to get you anymore. In love with the shoe of course.

Deep, deep, deep down inside, Shen is really a sensitive soul who actually cares. She is just as good a listener than as a HP FAN. If you want to meet a 100% real, true person, meet Shen. Everything that comes out of her mouth, comes straight from the heart. somehow that doesnt sound right. If she hates something, she will say it right into your face. And if she loves it, it's just the same thing she'll do.

Sincerely, I really thank you - Ng Shen Ni, for listening to me and motivating me to study and listen in class and nagging me like a mom and just truly being a friend. Thank you! *sniff sniff* *tearing up*

We really truly love you ShenNi !!!

And thanks for being YOU !

Sorry the post came so late, my com is having some adware problem. Porn [pops out] every 5 seconds. I have to go wash my eyes now. No not for crying. For the porn.

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