Monday, October 09, 2006

Quick Report on Jess's Life..

Hmmm.. If you read that right, you have to pronounce it as Jazzus Life...Jazzus..Jesus...
JESSICA! You're not comparing yourself to God right...


News item #1-The desperation of Form Sixers for F-O-O-D

Form Sixers are a whole lot of hungry people. We eat all the time. It's VERY true. Just head to 6 Elok of SMK Seafield. Whenever the class is without teacher, we will be munching away. ( No wonder I've gain weight...)

This crime scene was set last week. The week where only the Form Sixers are required to attend classes for each and every of the five days during PMR examinations. As it was ramadhan month, food was scarce. The koperasi is closed. The Form Sixers are starving and aggravated by the smallest thing.

So rumours has it, a few student stood up for justice!
No they did not bang on the principle's door and demand for food. We are not that barbaric / uncivilised.
Three particular students, namely A B & C made a dash to the nearest petrol station during recess.

Let me introduce these people to you.
A : the pretty one
B : the prettier one
C : the prettiest one

Crap..I can't decide who's prettier.. I'll just use X Y & Z to resemble A B & C..

X : (on the phone) Wei, we are going to the petrol station, you want anything?
W : (alarmed that her phone ranged during recess when she's in the middle of the canteen) (looks around)
WAH..YOU GILA AH??!! I want chocolate, Kinder Buenos.

So X & Y went to other Form Six classes out of courtesy to provide them with some food so they wont turn into a grouch.
Y : (seeing poor Z lying on the table lifelessly) Z, you want anything? We're heading to the petrol station.
Z : OMG! THANK GOD! YOU GUYS SAVED MY LIFE!
Y : (looks up to the sky) (hands on hips) Another life saved, thanks to the MASKED FOOD WARRIOR!
Z : Can I come with you guys please please please?
X : That shouldnt be a problem. Our FOOD MOBILE sure can fit another.

And so the three musketeers head off in the made-in-Malaysia food mobile.
The entire journey the radio was singing, I want you back, want you back, want you back....
Z : (background music - want you back, want you back....) Wah this song very long hor..
X : (getting uneasy) Yalor...

Once at the petrol station, they hungrily grab every snack they could possibly afford.

Meanwhile back in school,
Pn U : Where are the two Jennifers*? (*name changed to protect privacy)
Student L : (turned back and mouthed to the back row) Not back yet??
Student K : (mouthed back) Nooooooo.....(waving both hands frantically)
Student L : (turned back to the front) They are at the toilet teacher. (wipes of sweat on forehead)

The FOOD WARRIORS are back. But how are they gonna sneak the food past eagle-eye Pn U?
Y : Alright. This is the plan. I will diverge Pn U's attention while you, X run in the back with the food.
X : CRAZEEE AH YOU?!! How to go in with these?!! (waves the 3 bag of snacks and junk food in front of Y)
Z : Yes, yes. Just ask her about some prefect stuff.
Y : Like maybe got students smoking at the back...
Z : EH, no..dont lie la..

SUDDENLY, out comes En E out of nowhere!
All three X, Y & Z froze their tracks.
X Y & Z : (nervous) (trying to hide the food) Good morning teacher.
En E : Good morning girls. (stare at us suspiciously)
X Y Z quickly brisked walk up the stairs.
X : You think he heard us ah?
Y : Who cares.. We got food...

They somehow manage to escape Eagle-Eye Pn U and generously pass their food around to other Form Sixers. And they all lived happily ever after.
Once again! The day is SAVED, thanks to THE MASKED FOOD WARRIORS!

And then once again, these are just rumours I've heard.

News item #2 - Exams

Yes boys and girls, THAT time of the year has come again. Yours truly wrote two essays which she could barely understand what-the-hell she was writting. Heck.. At least I got the graph right this time.

All I can remember ringing in my head was -

Student : Cikgu, macam mana nak tulis bahagian itu dan ini dan sebelah sana?
Cikgu A : Er...erm.. Sebenarnya saya sendiri pun tak berapa faham.. Lepas saya hadiri seminar, baru saya tau semua yang saya ajar dulu salah la...
Student : OMG CIKGU! (faints)

News item 3# - INJECTION

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica...tsk tsk tsk...
I think there's nothing much I can say about this section other than

3 MORE DAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reported from the haze-stricken town of Subang,
The girl who is petrified by any sharp pointy objects,
Jess

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