Sunday, November 26, 2006
1. On school holiday with lots of extra classes
2. Addicted to computer games
3. High on cafein
4. Has a pet insect named 'Dengue' by shin yeen
(it's not even a mosquitoe, shin yeen's gonna name her daughter toolbox or sth)
5. plannig to take over the world..
6. ADDICTED TO ONE TREE HILL DRAMA!!!!!!!
Let's talk about One Tree Hill. It's SO FREAKIN AWESOME! Words can't describe how FREAKIN AWESOME it is!!! It's really not your average teen-drama crap! If you haven't caught the One Tree Hill Fever, NOW IS THE TIME! Satisfaction guaranteed!
(I should get paid for promoting the drama with burning passion!and then i'll get to meet the cast and maybe GUEST STAR in one episode!! or two.. )
So I was suppose to post the story about my beloved summary. But... You know the feeling where you wanna do something then eventually you start losing the drive to do it. It's kinda like that. So now that post is like dangling in mid air waiting for a miracle to happen.
writer's block. enough said.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
You see us smiling happily and playing cheerfully and acting borderline psychotic-ly.
You see us laughing at the lamest jokes that we crack ourselves.
You see us digging soil under the bloody hot sun and wonder whether we're crazy.
We're really not.
We're just FORM SIX-ERS!
Yup. Today I'm gonna talk about what has lower six been like. It's been six months. My class never got the extra holidays like pmr hols, spm hols, worst thing is we even have to go back to school for extra classes during the end year hols.
Weird thing is, we actually enjoy it. And no one is skipping any of the classes.
I can't believe it.
I've been thrown into such a kiasu class.
I'm dying from the attack of kiasu-ness.
Even my blogs are so lame and filled with kiasu spirit now.
The one thing that amazed me was how quick time flies in lower six. It's faster than speed of light, faster than the speed of superman takes out his underwear from inside and put it outside with those tighter-than-tight spandex.
I remember as if it was only yesterday when I stepped into Seafield once again, filled with semangat-ness, with a tight grip of my fist, saying :
" I shall not leave Seafield this time without my straight A's. "
As times fades, so did my semangat-ness, being in a kiasu class can really drain all the kiasu-ness out of you. Our class consist of 47 students, with the much higher than average percentage of kiasu students of at least 80%. For non-form sixers, its the few kiasu fella in class who is always kissing the teacher's ass. My class is filled with them. So if you are planning to go for form 6, do take the high spirit of kiasu-ness (and ass-kissing) into deep consideration.
Boys and girls, if you think 4 PEKA per science subject is too difficult for you. Do PONDER LONGER before deciding to pack your back and come back to visit Pn Chong. We have to endure 15 PEKA PER SUBJECT. And this time, it's all individual work.
Student A : Oh f. What to do now...(tries to see what other friend is doing)
Eh, what to do next ar?
Student B : *whispers* just mix this with this and take out and put into that then mix back into this then mix everything together then seperate it back then can d..
Student A : Oh.....
(Confused over what chemical to use)
Mix this...and this....together with this.....
Student A : F ! (turns to teacher) Err.... teacher.. Are.. you gonna minus my marks?
Teacher : HELL YEAH!
Those are truly tragic moments.
But honestly form 6 has been fun so far. The torture only truly start when you are in upper six. Plus as form 6 students, we receive more privillege than normal students.
- We get to dig soil from school without Pn Chong yelling at us.
And school life is really more enjoyable than college life.
- We don't have to think of what to wear everyday.
------------> The story of the S U M M A R Y.
To end today's really lame post, here are some pics from my cousin's wedding which I stole from my sis's blog.
NOTE : *pissed off* There were no pics of me and my cousin cuz dumb jo don't know how to handle a simple digi cam!
The Wedding - At Cousin's Place
wahh..marriage..so fun so fun...
Five Minutes Later.....
waaa.. ah korr so long wan...
A Decade Later...
Thursday, November 02, 2006
*poses in a deep-in-contemplation manner*
I've been quite reluctant to give you an update on my life without pictures. Life has been pretty much the same. Routines. Television. Politics. Car accidents. Gosh I make my life sound so dead.
Let's see what's been going on,
1. Been tv binge-ing - spent practically 80% of my time aimlessly surfing the channels
2. Been 'thinking' of picking up my exercise regime again - note : I typed 'think'
3. Been 'thinking' of studying - And note : I typed it yet again
4. Been 'wanting' to get out of bed - Note : Here it's 'wanting'
5. Been 'considering' about getting a shower soon after 2days
- Note : 'considering' - NOTE : i'm kidding
Are you one of those people trapped in the 'wanting', 'thinking', 'going to'...... loopholes?
C'mon.. I know 99% of you guys reading this will go
'HEY! THAT'S ME!'
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Akibat asyik dengan televisyen! Man.. I miss watching those smart tv advertisements... hehe
Since when is Jess S-E-R-I-O-U-S ?
So, let's start Procrastination 101. Trust me when I say, I've tried a zillion ways of trying to get rid of procrastination in my life. Truth is, you can't totally get rid of it. You gotta constantly fight it. I've tried reading about it (yes people, another self-help book), praying to God about it, chants and even trying to hypnotise myself. haha Don't mock me. Yes, it's true.
"Procrastination is the thief of time"
"A good habit is as hard to break as a bad one"
"Conquer your bad habits or they will conquer YOU"
These quotes are on my bedroom wall. They haunt me sometimes, reminding me the crazy load of work waiting to be done. But, not really motivating me to go do it.
I think one of the best quotes I've heard for all the procrastinators out there is,
Don't think, Don't try, JUST DO
So far, this is the one that works best for me. Try it yourself. Don't think about what's gonna happen in the next one tree hill episode. Oh! By the way, I just watched the latest episode and it's freaking awesome! It turns out that guy who claims to be Peyton's bro isn't really her bro but a psycho who's obssess about her ass and other body parts. Freaky huh.. Wonder whether Lucas and Peyton will get back together.. Maybe if I pray real hard and go to sleep now, I will dream of what's gonna happen in the next episode.
There, see that's what happens when you think too much.
And your plans of studying biology will be - later lah..... nanti lah....
Bio books wont grow legs and run away one lah..
So the next time you 'think' wanna do some math work or read up on your biology, just grab your books and sit at your study table and start. Stop thinking. Start embracing the wonderful world of biology.
Guidelines for building timetables. When it comes to this part, I know everyone will go, ' later sure won't follow oledi one lah... ' Here is one important tip to help make timetables a success - Prioritise.
Say in your life, your priorities are eat, sleep and poo poo. And study of course.
So only insert your priorities inside your timetable. Leave the other time slots free.
The timetable become much easier to follow this way. Hence, you won't get frustrated about not being on time to throw smelly eggs at neighbour, thus abolishing your whole timetable plan.
Another way is to visualize your goals every night before bed. Visualize it with details. Feel the emotions from it. Hear what is in the scene. Main thing is just totally immerse yourself in it until you can almost taste sweet success yourself. It's suppose to motivate you to just do what you really gotta do. Yup. Cheesy.
But it just might be crazy enough to work.
Rumours has it that even Arnold Swarzenneger (spelling?) does it.
Think he might have pictured the hasta la vista baby scene millions of times.
*squint maniac-ish face* hasta la vista baby... No no no.. hastaaa la vista babe...
No.. Pasta la vista baby?
Gosh.. I'm getting delirious...seeing pigs fly...toilet cry...Jesus giving me pasta....
Alrighty. That's all the word's of wisdom Jess can offer you for now. She has run out of mana and became cuckoo. Not that she is not cuckoo normally. hehe
So that's RM 99999999999999.99 people. You may pay me in form of cash or credit card or touch and go, just flash it pass my forehead. Great doing business with you.
Hasta La Vista Baby...