Sunday, July 29, 2007
Studying is quite a lonely thing.
You sit there for hours.
Reading text discovered by people who are already dead.
Wondering why did they ever existed.
If they didnt, you wont be sitting here for hours.
Krebs cycle. Krantz anatomy. Malacca bacteria.
If Mr Krebs and Mr Krantz could have just met and have each other company and diminish both their loneliness by going to Malacca together for chicken rice and gula melaka everyday, these three things wouldnt happen.
Life can be unfair.
Mr Krebs and Mr Krantz never met.
They both dedicated their life to science.
Dedicated to a life of loneliness.
Which brought loneliness to the entire world when they have to study about their discoveries.
Keh Len once asked,
" Who invented the idea of school???? "
" The idea that we have to attend school 5 days a week. "
" Cant the school just be there and we come whenever we like??? "
Usually to beat the loneliness, I would run to my sis room and disturb her.
I would sit on her pillow.
Put her teddy bear under my armpit.
Then throw her teddy bear out the window for some fresh air.
Nowadays, Jo is not home anymore.
I'm even lonelier.
So I would run to my maid's room.
Jump on her bed.
And ask her to prepare snacks for me.
" Auntie saya mau hot dog! "
" Auntie saya mau roti bakar! "
" Auntie saya mau apple! "
" Auntie saya mau french fries! "
I do that on the average of 3 times a day.
If any of you seen any extra fat on me,
Soon my maid is leaving too because my mum said there's nothing for her to do at home.
Who's gonna entertain me now?
Since Auntie is still here.
I better take advantage asking her to cook for me now.
Mr Krantz and Mr Krebs.
Feel free to join me.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
and you have two,
you give me an apple,
and I have two.
I eat one apple,
and give one back to you,
I don't have any apple,
but you still have two.
Have any of you guys came across this nursery rhyme?
Well I know none of us has the privellege of growing up watching ' dora the explorer or blue's clues' but I'm sure you guys still know your nursery rhymes right?
I can still remember this one til' now.
Everytime I sing it Shiny will ask what's the point of this rhyme??!
I don't know either.
It's like when you only had one apple,
and you tried to create a delusion of having two by taking one from your friend,
just so you can eat yours without feeling guilty.
But at the end, you still have to return the apple to your friend.
Thus, your friend, STILL HAS TWO FREAKIN APPLES.
If he was your true friend, he would have stop you from eating that apple in the first place.
What a bloody hypocrite.
Speaking of hypocrites.
I just got fitnah and backstabbed today.
I hate inserting unhappy things in my life memories but I really couldnt take it.
Innocent Me :
Oh. I feel like eating an apple, but I only have one.
If I eat this one, I will have none left.
Hypocrite Friend :
Don't worry Jess.
You can have mine.
I have two anyway.
Innocent Me :
Wow. You're such a great friend!
Hypocrite Friend :
nyek nyek nyek...........
Innocent Me * finish eating *
Hypocrite Friend :
Oh sorry. My other friend from Africa has never tasted apples before.
I'm afraid I have to be buruk siku to be generous.
Eminem once said " The best way to avoid being backstabbed is to not turn your back. "
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Since today I dont have any 'ilham' for stories today.
I'll just do the simple thing every blogger does to satisfy it's readers.
Post a bunch of pictures and scrutinize them with you.
LeyYeem. That's the only picture of you in this entire post.
The last one in black.
I searched and searched but there wasn't any picture I could find with you looking vulnerable.
Same goes for Carol.
I hate people who takes bloody good pictures.
THUS I hate you both.
The rest of you here I love.
But I just thought of a story of LeyYeem aka Kayu.
If you still dont get the joke, nevermind. At least I satisfied myself by embarrassing LeyYeem aka Kayu in my blog.
And she'll show this ugly face everytime she gets irritated with me.
Whereas Frizzy aka Tracey aka half-brain....
I'm sorry Loi.
19th July - Tracey Lim's Birthday!
I know we tease you alot and call you half brain and all,
but we only did so so that you could have a seat in the crowded LRT at the "special allocated place".
Actually there's still HsinSian, Melissa, MingSze, FoongPing, DharDhar, KehLen, ShenNi, Suki, Ting, Chin, Horny...............many many more..............
But "masa tidak mengizinkan"
So until next time,
Love Love Jessica.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Money and time shouldn't be a restriction!
Majlis Perpisahan Tingkatan 5 & 6 (MPT5) is coming.
Who needs a date?
I promise I will dress to impress!
But frankly I don't enjoy events like this.
You pay a good deal of money for -
So, yes. I hate to dress up.
Even if I may actually look good in the dress,
Confidence is the key to.....whatsoever right?
During events like this I think we need to be reminded that no one is actually looking at us, everybody is so busy fussing over how they look nobody will actually take their mind of themselves.
ChietChun picture is next.
Even he got bigger boobs than me.
Guys are dumb.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
" What's the different between Joy and Happiness? "
I didn't know how to answer.
Well, technically, happiness happens from external factors like when you get A++++ for an exam or when I see Shiny roll down the stairs. Joy however, happens by internal factors, " like when you find peace within yourself " as quoted by Pn C.
I need to find peace within myself???
Stop being so self-centred JessLoke...
Maybe I really do need to find peace...
Although it's really embarrassing and most of you guys reading this already know this but I'm still gonna enter it to the biography of JessicaLoke.
I'm really nervous talking when everybody is listening.
I always fumble somewhere through my speech on stage.
I keep telling myself to go slow, go slow, but my mouth wouldnt listen.
What to do??
Thus, this cause me a HUGE mistake last Monday while I was reading misi sekolah on stage.
When I finish declaring our beloved ikrar pelajar, I exhale and let out my sweat.
I thought to myself...here come's the easier part...
So I read -
Mempunyai 'crictical inquiry'
yes, yes, we need crictical inquiry
blah blah.. mempunyai 'self-esteem' yang tinggi
one stupid boy near the stage keeps laughing..
wait til' I get him later...
untuk menyesuaikan diri dengan PERBALAHAN dunia..
Later, no matter how much I avoided, I still bumped into Pn Ch...
Pn Ch : JESSICA! You cannot pronounce PERUBAHAN IS IT??!!
Me : Sorry teacher, sorry teacher.
Pn T : Yalah...PERBALAHAN is DISASTROUS you know!
Me : Yes, yes I know teacher. Sorry, sorry. *quickly run upstairs*
Then back in class when I just enter...
the blackboard got BIG BIG
So, I tried to explain to the class...
Class listen! You will think that I'm right someday...
The war is at world!
Forget I ever spoke.
*sits down quietly and cry and be depressed*
Shiny : Eh, maybe someday they will change the misi sekolah you know!
Carol : Ya! Because the WAR IS AT WORLD!
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Jessica still has :
14 chapters of Physical Chemistry
15 chapters of Organic Chemistry
5 chapters of Inorganic Chemistry
A total of 34 chapters of Chemistry to study
15 chapters of Volume 1 Biology
16 chapters of Volume 2 Biology
A total of 31 chapters of Biology to devour
16 hardcore chapters of Math to..........i ran out of terms
ALOT of general studies to know, about 10000 topics, being a responsible Malaysian -
~Answers.com says devour means to eat up greedily or to destroy as if by eating~
I want to devour Pn D with my freakin PEKA rat Betty as dessert.
So it's a grand total of 81 +++ another 10000 chapters to finish in this 55 days.
So don't message asking me to go out.
- I wouldn't ever reply anyway..
Don't talk to me about transformers.
- Hmph... I don't like robots anyway...
Don't ask me to celebrate MERDEKA !!!!
Don't tell me its Visit Malaysia 2007 !!!!!!!!!!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today I skipped school to study.
I woke up 7am.
Ate breakfast and sat at the dining table motionless til' 8am.
Typed my notes and review them til' 9am.
Then at 9am, I told myself I have a well-deserved break right?
I started playing coffee tycoon, I would play any lame game because people would do anything to procrastinate, even thinking that de-hairing themselves is a more important task.
So I click on the game, I exhale, I keep clicking to release my frustration while making sure I sell lots of coffee while contemplating my chances of succeeding as a kopitiam tycoon.
If I try my best to ignore the clock while playing, I wouldn't know how long it has been thus I can't be blame for playing games for a long time and should not feel guilty right?
Then at 9.05am......
How to describe the sound when the computer shut down?
Then my maid yelled -
" Jessica! Tak ada elektrik hari ini.. Surat ada kata dari 9pagi hingga 5petang tak de elektrik.. "
* WTF *
God wants me to study.
He hear my thoughts.