This post is dedicated to everybody who is studying hard for your final major exams.
I love studying because I want to be a person filled with knowledge and wisdom so I wont get cheated by lousy television ads who tell me that TAR shouted 'MERDEKA' 3 times.
I love studying because I want to get a scholarship to study in a famous university to become somebody famous who earns lots of famous money one day.
I love studying because next time when my children ask me what are Daisies, I can say they have extinct.
I love studying simply because....studying is my hobby.
We get a good education so we will become civilised people who don't spit everywhere, 'whisper' in cinemas, flush the toilets and also finally understand that toilet seat is called seat for a reason.
And we also get a good sex education ( not really from our education syllabus ) so we can differentiate what's art what's porn, what's molest what's 'too friendly touch'.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Z
Now I know my ABCs next time wont you sing with me?
If he didnt know his ABCs he wouldn't sing it with you...
So ya, I also love studying so I can show off to you all that I know more than you!
This is the effect from studying too much - EMO!