Friday, September 28, 2007

Happy Birthday WOOD!

Happy Birthday Lyame!



This is the best pic I got of you.
Other than the retarded picture in my handphone.

Funny Story about Lyame aka Kayu,

[In carrefour shopping]

Me : How come I can't find my nescafe 3-in-1...

Carol : There got so many...

Me : I'm looking for the regular one..

Lyame : Don't have regular buy large lar..

13 years of friends, I can write all I want about you in my blog.
hahahahahaha




This happened when we kidnapped Pn U's daughter to domino's pizza.
We waited and waited and the pizza did not come.
So we decided to protest.

And it's because it's Lyame the Kayu who created this video,
she held the handphone sideways.

Happy Birthday!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I Watched A Movie! *Gasp*

How has life been?

C'mon, it's coming to the end of 2007!

What happened to our new year resolutions?

There's another 3 months to reach your goals!

Don't be so lazy and achieve at least one okay?

Couple days ago, I went to the airport to send my best friend off for the first time.

" Dear Suki,

Hope you are reading this happily from London. We all love you! Be a good engineer and remember your father's advice -

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO THERE IT MUST BE WITH A PUNJABI SIKH GIRL!"

ps : Do send me a message. I promise I will reply!

Lots & lots of Love,
Jess


So anyway,
guess what movie did I watched?


























Muahahahhahahha

This is my first movie since Pirates & Shrek.

My first thought?

- I never wanna be fat -



My second thought?

Thank goodness THEY, as a couple, didn't kiss.



My third thought?



I so have a crush on Zac Efron!

i never wanted it to happen...

My forth thought?



Is this John Travolta?


My friend is in the movie as well!




Don't be so bad lar Jess! Just cuz' your friend is 'a little' darker than average!

It's not like you guys don't joke about Melissa!

IN THE CINEMA

*lights dim*

Shiny : OMG! Melissa was just sitting next to me!

Mel : I'm STILL here.

WHEN PASSING BY AN AFRICAN

Shiny : Mel! Your 'type' !

bloody racist..

OUT ON THE STREETS

Shiny :
We have to walk faster! It's getting dark!
Any later and we can't see Mel anymore!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

I Have No Life

"Hey Jess, what else do you do nowadays besides studying, eating, sleeping and going for classes?"

I bet you're thinking I would answer - nothing.

WRONG

I now also sweep, mop, wash dishes, wash my car and scrub my toilet.

I never knew I lost so much hair in a day.
I never knew mopping the floor builds muscles.
I never knew I could see my reflection in the toilet bowl.

And I never knew I looked good...in a toilet bowl....

I've survived one week without my aunties!

Quickly congratulate me and wish me luck for the next 100 years.

Who's making me fries now?
Who's entertaining me at home?
Who's bathing the dog and feeding my fish?

MY FISH!

[ OMG! NOBODY FED FISHY FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!]

I gotta go NOW!

Saturday, September 08, 2007

I "Borrowed" A Post from Jo

Hi people!

We have lots of catching up to do.
-
And I'm too lazy to do so!
So let's view a post courtesy of Dumbell Jo!



this is my sister jessica loke.

she spends her time sms-ing me.


when i take a picture with her

she's expressionless.

when i bite her

she giggles and chuckles.

when i lick her

she laughs and says "again! again!"





DISCLAIMER BY JESS -
#1 This post does not belong to me.
#2 This post is strictly NOT for promo reasons.
#3 This post is PURELY fictional, any characters or incidence in real life that has occured is totally coincidential.
#4 THERE WAS NO CONTACT IN TEETH, TONGUE AND I DID NOT SAY
AGAIN AGAIN !!!