"Hey Jess, what else do you do nowadays besides studying, eating, sleeping and going for classes?"
I bet you're thinking I would answer - nothing.
I now also sweep, mop, wash dishes, wash my car and scrub my toilet.
I never knew I lost so much hair in a day.
I never knew mopping the floor builds muscles.
I never knew I could see my reflection in the toilet bowl.
And I never knew I looked good...in a toilet bowl....
I've survived one week without my aunties!
Quickly congratulate me and wish me luck for the next 100 years.
Who's making me fries now?
Who's entertaining me at home?
Who's bathing the dog and feeding my fish?
[ OMG! NOBODY FED FISHY FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!]
I gotta go NOW!