Thursday, November 29, 2007

Jessie Bells, Benji Smells, Joanne Laid An Egg


Life is good.

I got one last paper left!

Biology 2 - the horror of Daisies

*flashback*

3rd of August 2007

We just got scolded by Pn D for smiling during our practical.

Me :
This is ridiculous!
If I don't get A for STPM Biology my surname is NOT LOKE ANYMORE!

Shiny :
YES!
We throw the 'A' back into her face okay?!

9th of November 2007

Pn U : How's your preperation?

Me : Looks like I can't keep my surname already....

Pn U : Hahaha! Jessica Tan!

Me : Why Tan???

Pn U : Pn Daisy Tan!

21st of November 2007

Me : Shiny! How is your Bio?

Shiny : *sigh*

Me : But aren't you gonna throw 'A' to HER??

Shiny : I'm just hoping to throw a 'B' now.

Conclusion : WE SHOULD NEVER VOW REVENGE WITH A BIO PAPER.

Too long of a flashback.

Let's get back to our main topic of discussion today!

It's the holidays!

And you know what THAT means...heeheehee


(Jess + Jo + Ben) 's


BIRTHDAY! + CHRISTMAS!


And I do accept gifts on behalf of them you are welcome.

Don't worry they like what I like.

Last year somebody FULFILLED MY WISH!
Thank You Yu Li!

While the others cheap-skately took me out to dinner.

Thank you lah....


Item #1 - Zen V Plus





"Small is beautiful"


You hear or not, you stupid big butt sticking on my 'upper leg'.

Yes I know I just bought another MP3 not long ago.

But.

How can you resist this beauty??


Omigosh while browsing amazon.com I saw this -


Kama Sutra Lovers Board Game - The Journey Continues.... by Kama Sutra


How to play how to play how to play???

Item #2 - Krups FND111 Allegro Espresso Maker, Black & Silver



Anybody who knows me knows I love coffee + music!

Plus, you can save me the bucks I save from the HUGE STAR!

Get it?? Get it??

Jess' brain has been hugely affected by STPM.

Item #3 - ONE TREE HILL SEASON 4

God bless Yu Li for getting me Season3!!

I love you so much lar!

Psst.. James Lafferty I still love you more..






Item #4 - A Romantic Holiday in Italy that last at least 1 year


And it's best if you can get James Lafferty to go with me.

I dont mind you of course.

I just prefer James Lafferty.

And look, if you get me this, you don't have to get me the espresso machine.
The REAL coffee people resides there.

KISS MY ASS STARBUCKS AND YOUR OVER PRICED COFFEE!

But too bad coffee drinkers, for now just admit Starbucks serve the best coffee outside Italy okie?

Item # 5,6,7,8,9,10....

Lots and lots of good books.
Lots and lots of toys.
Lots and lots of coffee.

Together with lots and lots of love.


My dearest, closest friends,

(yes Tracey, I'm talking to the non-existing ones)

I really, really, really do appreciate your friendship and all your patience, care and guidance you have always provided me with. No matter what stupid things I do, I still really do treasure you guys tons. Thanks for celebrating my birthday with me last year, I didn't manage to express my thanks for some personal reasons.

But seriously. Like seriously, THANK YOU YOU IDIOTS.

Who else but an idiot can withstand such torture from Jess Loke yet treat her like a queen?

hahahahahahahaha....



No matter what, I love christmas, with or without the presents.

Yes, yada yada yada... family what not.

I love my parents to bits together with Jo & Ben.
I love my family, Jo and Ben came as a bonus.

Although I enjoy being alone at home, I miss them very much while they were away.

There, I said it.

Now I'm gonna punch Ben in the face to get even.

Friday, November 23, 2007

An Update On My Awesome STPM

" News item #2 - Exams

Yes boys and girls, THAT time of the year has come again.
Yours truly wrote two essays which she could barely understand what-the-hell she was writting. Heck..

At least I got the graph right this time. "


If you have a feeling you've seen this before, no you're not going crazy from studying too much nor you are psychic you perasan pig, it's just an excerpt from my previous post.

Well.

Where should I start.

Oh ya!

Probably start bitching about the second day of exams - Pengajian Am 2, where i drew the wrong bloody graph !

The previous post was done long long ago, the exam where I finally got the right graph, unlike the one before where I drew a graph which needed to be framed up for a "TAK NAK" kempen afterwards.

Long story short - I failed that paper that faithful July.

And the bad streak of wrong graphs stopped happening that July,


UNTIL NOW.


*JENG JENG JENG*

[1.45 pm] November 20th

Me :
Carol, I'm gonna place my graph on the edge of the table.

Please help me look see look see,

cough if I got the wrong graph....

Carol : What if I cough by accident?

Me : Sneeze to cancel the effect.

[2.00pm]

Pelajar - pelajar diminta jangan meniru...............

[4.00pm]

*starts drawing graph*

*invigilator stands beside and stares at my graph*

Me : This is not a good sign... What should I do? What shoud I do?

*trying to get a glimpse of what Carol's graph looks like*

Me :
Crap! She's sitting too far away!
Maybe if I slowly slide my table and chair towards her I can finally see!

[4.20PM]

*colouring my graph*

Me :
Please God, give me a sign, give me a sign!

Oh, not enough paper for essays.

*raise hand*

Invigilator : Would you like graph paper or test pad?

Me : SHIT. THIS.IS.THE.FUCKING.SIGN.

[4.50pm]

*a dramatic gust of wind blew into the classroom*

*my beloved graph went flying across the class*

*everyone turned and STARED*


Me :

No. Scratch that.

THIS.IS.THE.FUCKING.SIGN.



This NOT HAPPENING.

I will wake up!
I will wake up!
I will wake up!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Who's That Girl.....


If you're wondering who's that,

(which you're most probably not in case you don't have a life)

IT'S NOT ME.

I don't need YUN NAM,

I AM NOT balding,

And (to fellow BRATs),

I still OWN MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS !

I felt it's time to come clean to the big world like how the other J.Lo only announce her pregnancy when her stomach is bigger a pot of gold.

HOWEVER,
when it comes to MY HAIR, the actual truth is

" WHAT YOU HEARD/HEARING/GONNA HEAR ARE ALL LIES! "

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

I have hair.

In fact I have so much I feel like giving them away.

I have so much hair on the floor.

But I still have so much on my head.

And I always will.

Forever and ever and ever.

And this is the

Truth Truth Truth Truth Truth Truth

And this concludes your ' Crap-Post of The Day'

Just like ' Soup of The Day '

except it won't give you calories.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Bah Bah Bah....

Bah Bah Bah......


My very final days of schooling is finally over, it's not like I've been anticipating these days forever but it's also not like I never wanna leave this school.


Ahhh... The comforts of school.


Fact is I was so happy staying in school while everybody left for college, although I grunt and grunt everytime someone mention how happy they are in college for leaving the poor me behind at school, secretly I was happy and cosy in the school I love.


Yes. The school I love - SMK Seafield.


Sooner or later I'll have to grow up, learn to pursue new obstacles, face the challenge of forming new friendships, stick myself in a new environment with thousands of unfamiliar faces hoping none of them will trample over poor Jessica.


Why lar I so emo ?!?!





Of course I have to be EMO & afraid, who wouldn't love to bully this girl?






I NEED A CHANGE!

!!

I NEED A MAKEOVER!

!!

I CAN'T LOOK LIKE THIS IF I'M GONNA GO OUT TO MEET SOCIETY!

!!

I NEED TO FINALLY GO TO A HAIRSTYLIST AFTER ONE WHOLE YEAR WIHTOUT A HAIRCUT!

!!!

Is anyone willing to sponsor the poor girl?