Friday, January 25, 2008

Be Jess For A Day - It's Free

You must be wondering, what is this amazing, pretty, smart, adorable girl doing these days since she's not going to school.
Well, for one, Jess started to work no matter how she dislike office work and would much prefer to stay home and feed her growing ass.

It has learn how to growl.....

Wanna know what Jess company does???

Damn nice man I tell you!
It's only for the young, youthful and patriotic!
Seriously, so interesting and so damn fun til' you'll jump up from your chair and declare you wish you were Jess the great!

Fuiyoh. You must be thinking what job is this I also want right?!


JENG JENG JENG JENG


MY COMPANY.





SELLS.





CONVEYOR BELTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wahhh what is that what is that???!
CAN EAT ONE AR?


LOOK!




See that thingy carrying all the arang!

THAT IS CONVEYOR BELT YOU KATAK DI BAWAH TEMPURUNG! SUCH A GREAT INVENTION OF OUR WORLD ALSO YOU DON'T KNOW YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE GO JUMP DOWN FROM KL TOWER NOW!



Sigh.....
God... What did I do to deserve this?


If I was in a cantonese drama you will most probably be seeing me kneeling on road pavement, hands spread wide, hair like orang giler, facing the sky, yelling,

TIN AH! NEI CHO MEH COM YONG DUI NGO AHHH??!??!?


Jess' Day is something like this -

[7.00am]

Mummy : *knock knock* Time to wake up Jess.

Jess is awake.
But she decides to lie in bed and wait for time to pass.

[7.15am]

Jess washes up and gets ready.

[7.30am]

Jess eats breakfast.
Whatever's on the dining table is breakfast, that includes last night's dinner.

Auntie Indon....PLEASE COME BACK TO ME....... T T

[7.35am]

Jess is done.
But it's still early.
Work starts at 8.
Sits on couch and wait for time to pass again.

[7.54am]

Jess realized its late.
*curse curse curse*
Jess then jumps in car and wish it can fly.

[7.59am]

Jess parks her car then runs to the guard house to punch card.

[8.01am]

Jess only reaches the guard house now because her ass has grown.
Jess then have to comfort herself by saying that her watch is faster by 1minute.


After all that excitement, Jess day consist of reading about conveyor belts and doing work that will bore you to death if she gives you every little detail.

Jess then goes home. And sleep.

Jess wakes up for dinner.

Whatever's on the dining table now belongs to the dog.

Jess eats happily and have to exclaimed "Mmmm...Sedapnya!" and rubs her belly to show appreciation to mummy.

The one last thing that Jess looks forward to the entire day is next -



JENG JENG JENG JENG



Jess holds her breathe for 5 minutes to take out the sampah.

7 comments:

EMO+NO LUCK said...

TIN AH! NEI CHO MEH COM YONG DUI NGO AHHH??!??!?
Haha
Conveyor belts.
Eh, how u guys sell wan ar?

joie.de.vivre~jess said...

not me sell lar.
in office got sales people and engineers and contractors and what not lor.
they sell alot to cement plants in kanthan, tasek...
so interesting hor

EMO+NO LUCK said...

Eh, they DIY one or PBY 1?

[ ≈Já§MíÑ≈ ] said...

Dang! It was friggin' funny when I read this post! I kept laughing! hehehe... XD

joie.de.vivre~jess said...

emolausj:
what is PBY? my company is a trading company.they buy ship in conveyor belts and other boring equipments and sell it to other companies like petronas.

EeMin:
cuz i know ur so happy i did ur tag rite?
hehehehe

EMO+NO LUCK said...

PBY:
Pasang-By-Yourself

joie.de.vivre~jess said...

emolausj:
hahahaha
i didnt know got such thing!
PBY
lmao