I'm like DUA PULUH in year 2008 you know!
I've walked the hostile land of earth for TWENTY YEARS!
Wo yi jing you yue jing ER SHI NIAN le!
(I already have my period for 20 years!)
In year 2008, Jess vow to grow mentally, shrink physically and stay pretty.
2007 has been a good year.
God has been great to me to bless me with close bonds with family and friends.
1. grow bigger boobs
2. grow taller
anything is possible all of you shut up
3. grow hotter
It all pours towards the reaching the goal of my very final mission -
4. find a hot, rich guy and be a gold-digger
To prove like I'm like not a bimbo you know, I like wanna add like number 5
5. grow bigger brains
Anyways, I saw that Keith left Maria a message to stop bawling over her humps.
This reminds me of a horrible, horrible lame with a capital L joke Pn D told.
Pn D :
There are 2 kinds of camel.
One with two humps and another kind with one.
Do you know what kind is without any?
*Possibly dozing off...*
Pn D :
It's a horse! *laughs hysterically*
*What have we done to deserve this......*
This is my new job for 2008 - a match-making aunty.
Keith you probably already know what Maria Shamini,16 looks like -
Maria, I know you're infatuated with our bus driver. But, you know deeply that it's never gonna work out, nor with Encik Mustafa.
So meet Keith Tay,16 -
Oh ya I forgot Keith has a girlfriend.
Happy New Year by the way.