Don't you think the term BREAKING NEWS is so funny?
the news is BREAKING!!!
March 11th, Subang Jaya - Flash floods and thunderstorm has crashed Klang Valley as soon as STPM results were released at noon. Local bomohs have concluded that the cause of the heavy downpour indeed is God crying a river.
Many cars were stuck in highways and roads which have not been well taken care of by MPSJ with the numerous number of potholes even though MPSJ is known as the biggest money sucker in Malaysia.
MPSJ currently ranks number 1 in the money sucking ranks which is followed (very) closely by Samy Vellu's toll gates (but not anymore since Sg. Siput kicked his sorry toupee behind).
A sighting of a tornado is also reported at Subang Jaya which again local bomohs concluded God has caught the avian-flu. "The tornado came so quickly like WHOOSH!!, I didn't even have the time to look at my results slip!", said Jessica Loke, 20 who happened to be the hottest girl on earth who also happened to be me (thank you thank you).
The 20 year-old's STPM results slip was later found with Dorothy and Toto who are currently hunting down a robber who stripped Dorothy of her Ruby Red Slippers last seen on this cow.
Yes it's true.
Dorothy and Toto refused to return my slip, together with Tin Man, Lion King and Narnia's White Bitch, they are venturing into BURSA Malaysia using my slip as forecast for the stock market.