Friday, March 27, 2009

A Little Update...

1 quarter of 2009 is already gone!

The week after I saw Big Hoops accident, her car didn't appear next to mine at the same place same time.

I kinda miss her...

And then around 3something in the afternoon I saw her in McD most possibly waiting for her transport. Big Hoops is actually kinda pretty. And because of that I don't wanna pluck out her earrings anymore.

The other day -

Hafizah: Hey, have you done your Art color exercise?

Me: Erm... No. I think I'm gonna ask my sis to do it.


You know how you till normally expect people to say "Hey, you should do your own work not your sis!" or "That's not good!". But Hafizah is one of the most honest friends I have, so instead, she says -

Hafizah: Ya, I think you should.


So today, I was in the library, reading like the hardworking person I am, and JiaWei came to me and asked to borrow my laptop (Jo's) to do her group assignment in the discussion room. And because I'm so kind, I said okay.



Later when I was bored with reading I went to look for JiaWei in Discussion Room 4,

THEN,

JENG

JENG

JENG



I SEE BIG HOOPS.

It turns out BigHoops study in IntiCollege just like me, not only that, she is in AUP, JUST LIKE ME! So I tried to break the ice -

Me: *towards JiaWei* Hey, what's your friend's name?

Damia: Eh, you cannot just ask her is it?!?!

(because BigHoops is sitting just right next to me)

BigHoops: My name is WeiYin.

Me:
Ohhhh....... Hi WeiYin =) <--- ( i smiled)

BigHoops
:
Erm.... Hi... =Z <---- (her awkward smile)

Me
: Do you drive a Wira?

BigHoops: Er... Yes....

Me: Is your number plate 9999*?

*changed to protect privacy

BigHoops:
Erm... YES.... Are you the girl who always parks beside me?

Me:
Yes..... Was it you that langgar the cement stairs last last week?

BigHoops:
OMG! YES! IT'S SO EMBARRASSING! I SAW YOU RIGHT BESIDE ME IN THE CAR LAUGHING TOO!

Me: heeheeeeeeeeeeee..................



I hope BigHoops WeiYin never finds my blog...
But if she does -

Hi WeiYin =) <--- i'm smiling for real, but i dont mean that you smile fakely!
I hope I spelt your name correctly.
I never meant to laugh at you, really.
I'm a really nice girl, just like you!
You are really pretty, even without the bighoops earrings.
I think we should be friends, we might even share some classes next semester!
Let's have lunch sometimes, I'll buy you McD fries =)


ps.
Please don't read anything I posted in my blog before today.
kthnxbai!


=) <--- still smiling.............

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Betty. Breakinggggggggggggggggg News!

Please entertain Jessica and finish reading this although its ridiculous, nonsense, waste of time and one of the stupiak-est thing you'll ever read.

Hello.
My name is Betty.

I am a black color Proton Wira born in Penang.
I am 8 years old now.
Jessica bought me when I was 5 years old.

Throughout the 3 years Jessica own me, she used me to 'violate' other cars many times.
Thus, I have a lot of violation marks on my body now.

Jessica promise to save up enough money for spray paint so I can get a makeover.
Like mtv's 'Pimp My Ride' like that.
Except in Malaysia we call it 'Bapa Ayam saya punya kereta'.

I lost my hearing quite a while ago.
Because Jessica's friends always scream when they sit in her car.
Last week I lost my left ear-ring (side mirror),
because Jessica closed the door too hard because she angry about something or because she's just too manly.

Okay.
Time for Breakinggggggggggggggggggggg News today.

If you haven't read the story "Betty was violated" go read it now.

Today is Jessica's history mid terms paper day.
Although she finished studying at 10.43pm at night, she decided to played computer for few hours and only went to bed at 2.35am.

I don't know why she so dumb dumb.
I'm only as smart as my owner you see.


So as usual she reach today at 7am. Her exams starts at 8am.
Because she played computer until so late, she was sleepy so she declined the chair to almost 180 degrees and slept as usual.

SUDDENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHE HEARD A LOUD THUD, CRASH, BOOM, FOLLOWED BY A SHOUT ALMOST AS LOUD "AIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Jessica's china sepet eyes pop open WIDEWIDEWIDE.

Her heart beat increased to 200beats per minute, she thought

OH SHIT NOT AGAIN

WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS

THAT'S IT MAN, THIS TIME BIG HOOPS OR SMALL HOOPS SHE'S GONNA BE BRAVE LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER.

And then she suddenly realized her car didn't shake at all like earthquake also.

She got up and look to the right,
it is indeed big hoops earring girl with her light turquoise wira.

But this time she bang into cement stairs instead.
Obviously the cement stairs no break, but her wira really break.


The story can be summarized by a picture below drawn by Jessica -Jessica's nonexistence art skills.
Don't know how is she gonna pass Art.

For a moment,
Jessica actually release a chuckle upon seeing that scene.

Damn evil right?!
She suddenly remembers CINA FROM CHINA's karma.

But after laughing for 5 seconds,

she saw that big hoops car engine cannot be started anymore and big hoops is frantically calling somebody on the phone (and also she realized that there are no cars in between her and big hoops and big hoops can see her laughing),

then Jessica stopped laughing.

Jessica actually felt bad for big hoops. She can observed that black oil is also leaking from the bottom of big hoops' car. She really wanted to offer her help but don't know what can she do. Plus in another 40 minutes she will be having her history paper.

Thus, Jessica got down from her car and went to class.

Before leaving, she also remember to take note of big hoops number plate.
She realized it is the very same day last week - TUESDAY - that big hoops bang her car.
She remembered it very clearly because she was having her Psychology mid terms paper on that day.
She also realized its approximately the same time.

In conclusion, please do not park your car anywhere nearby Burger King/ Mcdonalds on a Tuesday at around 7am because

Big hoops might strike you next.

Before going home in the afternoon, Jessica saw that big hoops car is still there.
She snapped a picture before leaving as souvenir.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Jess. 95 for US History.

You can do it! *cheers with pom pom*

DO NOT DISTURB JESS DURING THIS WEEKEND.

There are somethings 'they' will never understand.
There will always be somethings 'they' will never fathom.

Because 'they' will never be able to step into my shoes.
Because I will never be able to verbalize how I feel.

"They say" "They say" "They say"

Jess it's time to put in YOUR say.
Stand up for YOURself!

Back to History.......
Ohhhhhhhh Abraham Lincoln...............

Click here
NOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOW
For Jo' s bestie school project. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Jess. Betty Was Violated!

I TELL YOU AR, ACTUALLY I SO ANGRY LOR.
MY BETTY, MY BELOVED UGLY BETTY, KENA VIOLATE YOU KNOW!


When Jess is angry, she becomes CINA FROM CHINA!

Shiny the CINA FROM CHINA inspired me to type my post in the lingo of CINA FROM CHINA.
You must read it like a CINA FROM CHINA only got effect okay!
Read it like a CINA TONGKANG FROM CHINA!

So ah, today, like any other day, I leave home at 630am in order to beat the traffic and get a parking space at that smelly 'chao' place called SS15. So right! I usually reach at 7am and park Betty right in front of Burger King! So good parking space mar, near to my college.

Then my class only start at 8am mar right onot?! So right, I usually sleep in the car. I got lock door lor of course. Then right, TODAY AH, WHEN I SLEEP SLEEP AH, SUDDENLY RIGHT, MY CAR SHAKE! LIKE EARTHQUAKE LIKE THAT I TELL YOU.

Then ah i quickly get up! Got this girl ah, wear big hoop earrings and blue color blouse driving a turqoise color wira one! SHE STARE AT ME HOR! THEN I STARE BACK AT HER HOR! And then right, she didn't even adjust the space of her car between mine and just park there lor!

So I went down to survey the damage. But then right, my Betty 'violate' people so many times already, got so many scars until I kennot differentiate lor! I think think, want to talk to her onot. But then hor, I no brave. So I decide to buy parking ticket first. Later saman 80 linggit some more no good lor hor.

Then hor, when I come back to my car hor, I still no dare talk to her. Big hoops earrings very scary I tell you. So right, THIS BLUE BLOUSE BIG HOOPS GIRLS AH, JUST GET DOWN AND WALK AWAY.

I TELL YOU AH.
WTF IS THIS?!??!!??

DUNNO HOW TO SAY SORRY ONE HOR!

GOT BRAINS ONOT?!??!

THE EARRINGS SPOIL YOUR BRAIN IS IT?!?!??!?!?!?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................

At the end, SOME MORE I need to sendiri move my car FAR FAR FAR away from her, IN CASE SHE VIOLATE MY BETTY AGAIN. SEI BIG HOOPS EARRING BETINA. YOU DONT LET ME SEE YOU AGAIN HOR. IF NOT HOR. I PLUCK THE EARRINGS OFF YOUR EARS! HMPH!

Sigh....

I think in CINA FROM CHINA,
this is call KARMA.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

Jess. Queen of The World

I burned 2 light bulbs of my study table in 2 months. This proves that I have been a very hardworking student.

Hehe.

Actually it was because I was studying on and off the whole day and was lazy to turn off the light when I was not using it.

Laziness is an expensive habit.

My new year resolutions are failing as we speak.

I'm stuck with the same book now for 3 weeks, only managing to read 3 pages every night before I doze off and salivate all over it. (Sorry, Inti Library)

Betty hasn't seen daylight in about 1 month because she is covered in a layer of dust that even a storm couldn't wash off.

And I have not been very sociable.


Hafizah : How come we never hang out anymore? Jess where are you???

Me : Err.. We do hang out! See, I'm with you in the library now.

Hafizah :
Tell me Jess, when was the last time you hang out with anybody from college.
OUTSIDE the college.

Me : Aha! I was with SookYuin in Starbucks this morning!

Hafizah : Oh really, doing what?

Me : Studying for Moral mid-terms.


Jessica Loke! You used to be cool! You never cared about your grades! You didn't even bother to copy down the exam timetable and just ask your friends what's next day's paper!

Now you carry this big calendar around to jot down deadlines and exams dates! You are chatting with your lecturer on msn right now as we speak! You freak out and cry in the toilet if you didn't get an A! *joke for drama effect not true please follow me to toilet*
Jess is now a big fat nerd.

Most of the times Jess initiates conversation is to ask -

Me : Eh Paul, how to get A for public speaking?

So Art hasn't been such a pain lately, I only need to concentrate and meditate a bit before coloring my composition. Laugh laugh, joke joke, sing sing songs in class. Maybe also take some drugs, then perhaps I'll become like Isaac Mendes and paint the future.

Me : Eh, how to get A for Art huh?

Friend (forget his name again) :
You just need to keep bugging him. Keep asking him questions, after class stay back and let him talk talk talk. Every step you take, every move you make, dont do it until you consult him.
He secretly keeps a notebook and mark down how many times you consult him.
Bottom line is KEEP BUGGING HIM, it's his........fetish.

So this shall be my guideline to a 4.0!
I don't care la, Imma be a nerd and will be having the last laugh from Harvard!

By the way, BIG ANNOUNCEMENT -



These two grandmas are back together again(and again and again and again).
(They broke up so many times because they LOA actually)
When we stopped caring, they decided no more drama rama no money no honey then they decide to be together forever. The end.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA LOI LI-WEI MY SOULMATE AND FELLOW FANTASTIC FOUR! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE
SO THE END!


one nice photo first, after my exam you'll see....